choke on a pinapple

a cashier once called me Sir. I shall never be the same again.

#teamtryingtogetmyfuckinglifetogether

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filitheknifeless:

the-disadvantage:

filitheknifeless:

so i am rereading harry potter and the order of the phoenix, and i reached page 666; and the first word on that page is umbridge

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Calling bullshit unless you have paperback.

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i do have a paperback

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This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

panikfaze:

puto1:

luc-ienn:

thatonenarga:

toastradamus:

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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Stop Him

too strong

He is evolving…

Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk

pomeranians are literally emotionally attached to their fur and when they get it cut off they can get depressed

hehe…

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novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

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my-name-is-meghann:

He’s like a turtle that was flipped onto his shell.

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